Pickup...

Tom : Aw, listen to this...I have a great pickup line.

B : What's that?

Tom : You go up to a chick, and say, look at my hand, see how smooth it is? Wanna touch it?

Tom : They probably would, touch it. Then they'd go "Whoa, that is smooth, what's wrong with you?" And then they'd probably follow you home.

B : ...