Ms. Ireland...

While sitting around watching a demo of a new modeling program...D the Irish artist plays a particular clip from mudbox...

B : What's he modeling? It looks like a potato! D will LOVE this program if it models potatos!

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T : Why would he like that?

B : Because he's Irish?

D : I think it's just funny he's the only one who didn't get it.

T : I didn't know potatos were made in ireland...

The Gym...

D : You need to hear Tom's experience at the gym!

B : What now Tom?

T : Well, Dave kept putting on weights and the guys all around just kept pumping and pumping...and some of them were running away but they stayed in one spot...and then i hurt for days.

singapore

T : There's no beautiful people in singapore, they're all ugly and their skin tone isn't one color or another. It's sort of half assed.

B : You'd base a career move to singapore on how good the people look?

T : Well, you have to look at them every day.

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T : You know how they have caning in singapore? I would imagine some people would be very excited to go there. They should introduce candle wax.

T : I would hope it was a sexy female that did the... (trails off)

What about the time travel paradox?

B : Well, you know that A is G's Son, right?

T : It would be cool if the son was older than the dad.

B : ...