Tom and Female Art

TOM: I can’t work on nude women when my sis is around, she thinks I’m a perv,

D: Tom, we all know you’re a perv. What difference does having naked women on your screen make?

TOM: What difference does it make? About 10 inches length and 2 inches radius. And I’m not a perv, I’m an objective observer, subjective thinker and passionate lover. Universal truth.

Tom and Cher

“If I could turn back time”, Cher

“If I could turn back Tom”, Random Gay fella in **suburb**