pregnant is a state of mind...

Tom : I'm preparing for thursday.

M : I thought he said "preparing for birth."

Tom : In grade ten I was pregnant.

B : Would you care to elaborate, Tom?

Tom : Not physically, just mentally.

Tom : It's not like I had a child leeching onto my brain or anything.

... (Tom comes back trying to explain himself in a few minutes.)

Tom : Pregnancy is like a disability for a nine month period. It's like when you meditate and your brain shuts down.

B : ... Quoteville