...you know those nude bras?

Tom : Hey B. I have a new idea...but you might not like it though.

B : By all means, do tell.

Tom : Well, you know those nude bras they have? They have like plastic that goes around the breast so you don't have those pokey bits?

B : Yes, I have that problem all the time.

Tom : It's so that it looks like you're not wearing a bra. Well, what if they made those for men? It would sort of go down here (motions toward crotch.) And then you could, well, you could wear anything and it would be smooth, like you could wear tight pants.

B : ...

B2 : Like a strap on willy warmer?

B : Tom dude, you are like a clown car for crazy ideas...they just keep coming out.