Stop! ... Hammer Time!

B to C : You sent it to hotnail.com? I guess when you have a hammer the world looks enail.
...
A full ten or fifteen minutes pass.

Tom to D : Have you heard that one song with the Hammer? ...and the guy with the pants?

D : You mean MC Hammer, can't touch this? (hums tune)

Tom : Yeah.

B : Oh my god! I said hammer fifteen minutes ago and it bounced around in your head and just now came out!

Tom : So, does having a hammer mean like having a stiffy?

C : No, it means like having a hammer.

D : Tom probably heard someone say "hitting it from behind" once.

Tom : (very disappointed) Oh, well, that would have made Hammer Time much more exciting.

B : ...